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Erik Swanson also known as "QuadraBay"
Do you like finding cool merchandise at a great price? Do you like being treated with so much kindness and respect that it's almost sickening? Wow, me too. Hey when you find that nirvana could you do me a "solid" and let me know where the hell it is? I'm pretty sure this ain't it... Ok, in all seriousness, I do at least "attempt" to create that fairytale land here in my humble little eBay world, but jeez - did you actually read that gobbldeegook? (how the hell is that supposed to be spelled anyway?) Well, I am a little weird, and crazy, and crazy looking, and just about everything in between, but one thing I'm not...someone with a trust fund, or a "swiss account," or even some sort of an IRA, or anything. This is simply bad for me, but good for you. I'm a desperate man I tell you, and now I'm forced to do EVERYTHING I can to offer you the coolest, the best, the most unbelievable eBay experience you've ever had. My loss is your gain. My pain is your pleasure. My starvation is your repast. (repast?) My debt is your credit. My shortcoming is your homecoming. My lost wallet is your lottery winnings. My tears are your joy. (how long is this going to go on...?) Ok, one more - my need for gas is your hydrogen vehicle. Welcome to Erik Swanson's About Me Page
I always offer a... ..."wicked cool" Money Back Guarantee! NO RESERVE - RESERVE'S SUCK Here's some other stuff I'm trying to sell |
Average Shipping Cost for Most Items FREE, yes No Charge, Nada, Nothing... Payment, Shipping & Handling Believe me, I'd really love to take any form of payment that exists, I really would. Who doesn't like to get paid? I used to accept checks and Paypal, but there were so many problems - both checks bouncing, as well as impatient folks having to wait for checks to clear before I could ship - and I love to ship right away. Anyhow, I've had to streamline my payments down to Paypal only. If this is a drag, I'm really sorry about that. I realize there are some folks out there who have a problem with Paypal - to be honest, I do as well. I once sent a dent puller out to Italy (back when I used to ship internationally...) and it was stolen in customs. The biggest problem with international customs is having to identify what the item is, so thieves know what they're stealing. Well, bottom line - Paypal protects the Buyer - that's all there is to it. They simply yanked my money back immediately and returned it to the buyer. (Something I would have done myself anyway, but Paypal did it so fast, I blinked my eyes and missed it...) They didn't really support me as the seller in any way, shape or form. Anyhow, there's a lot of folks selling stuff on eBay. So why the hell should you buy from me instead of them? God, if I had a good answer to that question I might even be able to become "middle classed." What I can say is this. I'm obsessive about not enjoying the idea of your payment until item is safely in it's cool box or bubble envelope at the post office ready to go. (oh, how I adore bubble envelopes - I really have a problem...) I know it's crazy (and so am I...), but I don't like to even think about the money until ALL of the work is done. I guess this could work out well for you in the "getting it fast" department. Oh yeah, I will probably regret the bejesus out of this, but I decided to offer free shipping, that's right "free shipping." I said it - FREE SHIPPING! |
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